Miscellaneous Life Outline

I - More decisions:
A - I need to find a focus and choose wisely.
B - Lots of opportunities, but I do not want to upset or inconvenience anyone.
C - I wish I knew more people in/aiming for/recently out of vet school.
D - I wish I knew more people that decided on a career change.


II - Signs of Spring:
A - "Hey girl, gimmie that bike."
B - More shootings
C - More dogs
D - More skin
E - Outdoor dining/coffee consumption
F - Camping trips
G - Taking down window insulation
H - Montecore birdwatching in the windowsill.
I - pre-summer dread
J - Playoffs
K - Gardening plans: this will be the summer of tomatoes and homemade raspberry zinger.


III - Notes to self:
A - Get cut-throat.
B - Neveryoumind those dreams about teeth.
C - Get a for real calendar

I kind of want to have a son. I want him to be taller than me and to make fun of me sometimes. He will spend his life searching for a girl that can cook like his mom.

It makes me ill that Philadelphia Union games come on ABC. I have to watch the Flyers online like a common animal.

That won't be a problem for much longer, though. I'm equally upset that my fly guys are in 8th. They're totally going to lose at least half of these remaining seven games. Hating life.

Unrelated.

Yes:
- Podcast talk over veggie risotto
- April
- December
- When people come over and eat lots of food
- Winter
- Monster talk
- Vampire Hunter
- Bully Hill

No:
- Overhearing yuppies talk about yoga. You are why people hate yoga.
- Flash mobs
- Bridesburg
- Sorry
- Taxes
- Waiting
- Wasting time

EPIC DAY OF TRIUMPH!!

Geeking. the. fuck. out.

Going to Penn will be the best thing EVVVVEEERRRRRRR.

Short-lived.

Made me blush

"She needs to scream or it won't work."

Pop died

Today I watched my mom fill out a stack of release forms. This reminded me of when I used to forge her signature as a child. I got really good at duplicating her John Hancock.

The technical term for cremated remains is "cremains." When I heard the undertaker say this word, I almost laughed in the funeral home. I felt like a jerk.

Friday will be a circus. Starting Saturday, I will never have to talk to my degenerate family again.

It's finally over. I feel tired and sad.

Grandfather sitting

There is so much sadness in this house. He will die any day now. But, we've heard that before. They've been saying that for years.

Even in a monsoon

I am so full of love right now. I wish I could bottle this feeling. I am so lucky to be able to work with people who are so full of passion. I am definitely making the right career choice. Everything is amazing.

I have been reading into the numbers a little too intently. It's looking like NHL standings are representative of aspects of my personal life.

Hating Life: an outline

One: Important decisions to make
A: The job that pays a lot for very little work OR the job that doesn't pay well, that has a costly commute, and is essential to my future.
B: Replace the old OR start anew OR do without.


Two: Family life
A: I wish my mom was happy.
B: I wish my sister didn't have to carry all of these burdens.
C: Extended family are the scum of the earth. Sometimes I forget that we're related.
D: Joey has really been manning up lately, but I wish he had some time to sleep.


Three: Food
A: Candy is hardly dinner. Now my tongue hurts.
B: I really need to go grocery shopping.
C: Paprika, why are you expensive?
D: People might not want to come to my house for potlucks, because there is kind of a possibility that they will be gunned down.


Four: Woes of spring
A: Seriously ladies, leggings under shorts looks really trashy.
B: Too many people outside.
C: If your dog wasn't friendly last spring, chances are, he's still not friendly.
D: Lessons from the ghetto: warmer weather = more violence.

Sunny Sunday strolls with my best lady ♥

I think my cat needs to go into the witness relocation program...

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