Monday, March 15, 2010

Pop died

Today I watched my mom fill out a stack of release forms. This reminded me of when I used to forge her signature as a child. I got really good at duplicating her John Hancock.

The technical term for cremated remains is "cremains." When I heard the undertaker say this word, I almost laughed in the funeral home. I felt like a jerk.

Friday will be a circus. Starting Saturday, I will never have to talk to my degenerate family again.

It's finally over. I feel tired and sad.

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