I got Fantastic Mr. Fox for Christmas. I did not want it. The Road is on Showtime right now. Yesterday I went to a hash, where I saw the largest pile of Chex Mix bags that I have ever seen. Jersey Shore is not safe. But, I love Snooki. This is kind of like that day when I went a hockey game and later went out to a Caribbean restaurant. Annnd, had a waitress named Alexis. What the balls.

My Best friend is in Seattle and rightfully thinks I am retarded.

When you say "je suis une bête sauvage," be careful. I have a welt on my spine and it could have come from one of three scenarios. But, I guess I will never know the truth. Pretty sure I know the truth.

Fifteen minutes isn't long enough. Viggo Mortensen is fine speciMAN. Some things you hang on to, and others you let go. Spice of life, spice of life.